its amazing how some f***ing arssholes can turn around on you faster than you say kissmyass. No, I should say astounding. one minute hes licking your asshole, and then another, he stabbing you in the back.

i need to widen my grasp of language. i promise myself, everyday, i shall make it a point to say jerk in many different language. For today, lets try french and spanish.

the internet calls it, farker.

i wonder why.