Blended Coffee + Hot Chocolate with marshmallow + Mushroom linguine + Mushroom & Steak sandwich + White Chocolate ice cream + Strawberry fondue + Hot Apple tart + A triplecoatedhoneysugarbunnywithswweeetlipsandcuteface
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AN EXTREMELY ECSTATIC Iris.
8)
supergirl says yes, she is. madly with you.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Something i got off the net.
The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do
physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into
everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I
work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor
ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to
diseases.
~~~~~~
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the
following reasons:
1 You do not work 8 hours straight.
2 You WORK IN
SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3 You do not
always follow the orders of the management team.
4 You do not stay in your
designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5 You do not
take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
6 You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.
7 You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8 You will retire LONG before you
are 65.
9 You are unable to work double shifts.
10.You sometimes leave
your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11.And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
HILARIOUS.
The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do
physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into
everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I
work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor
ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to
diseases.
~~~~~~
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the
following reasons:
1 You do not work 8 hours straight.
2 You WORK IN
SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3 You do not
always follow the orders of the management team.
4 You do not stay in your
designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5 You do not
take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
6 You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.
7 You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8 You will retire LONG before you
are 65.
9 You are unable to work double shifts.
10.You sometimes leave
your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11.And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
HILARIOUS.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
I've been feeling awfully emotionally unstable for the past few days.
My position in the team, and if i am nothing but a burden.
My place in his heart, and if i am nothing but a plaything.
Theres an angel on my right shoulder saying stuff like "Iris, youre the best and you know youve done your ultimate best." And then i look to my left and the devil says "Iris you stinky peepee, youve never worked hard at all and youre not worth nething at all."
I mean schools reopen and meeting my friends did help me take my mind off loads of stuff. At the same time i realize that ive been neglecting them. To my sunshines, i love u. hehe..
My loyal reader, thanks for visitng me blog despite the lack of updates. Blame it on "Princess Hours"
Its hard not to fall in love with that show. I mean its all about princes and princesses. *dreams*
supergirl wants her prince charming.
My position in the team, and if i am nothing but a burden.
My place in his heart, and if i am nothing but a plaything.
Theres an angel on my right shoulder saying stuff like "Iris, youre the best and you know youve done your ultimate best." And then i look to my left and the devil says "Iris you stinky peepee, youve never worked hard at all and youre not worth nething at all."
I mean schools reopen and meeting my friends did help me take my mind off loads of stuff. At the same time i realize that ive been neglecting them. To my sunshines, i love u. hehe..
My loyal reader, thanks for visitng me blog despite the lack of updates. Blame it on "Princess Hours"
Its hard not to fall in love with that show. I mean its all about princes and princesses. *dreams*
supergirl wants her prince charming.
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