Saturday, May 05, 2007

10 REASONS WHY YOU NEVER WANA HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER

  1. He MIGHT happen to be gross and smelly and has a foul breath and has ugly skin and ugly complexion. Thou there might be a chance your brother would look very much like an ORGE.
  2. He MIGHT think that he knows all just because he is born like (365 x 24 x 60) secs earlier then you are.
  3. He MIGHT have a very fake english accent which he thinks is ultimate style.
  4. He hogs the frigging desktop and doesn't let you play intellectual games like "THE SIMS" all cause he wants to play uber kiddy games like "MAPLE STORY"
  5. He makes cold jokes and when you dont laugh, says that you're dumb. zzzz...
  6. He makes the lammest comment like.."eh, why the car in front stop ar?" CAUSE ITZ FRIGGING RED LIGHT!
  7. He laughs to himself, loudly, when he is chatting online.
  8. He talks to himself, loudly, when he is playing game.
  9. He gives lousy advice and when you do the wrong thing, blame you for it.
  10. Hes hairy.
I mean of course the list could go on. But then again, i realised that not all older brothers are like that. There are a few gentlemanly ones that still exist in this world. Like say, I could be with one in the very near future. Then again, who knows.

To top this entry and put it to a good harmless end,
I shall put in a good word for all brothers in the world

BROTHERS DONT GO SHOPPING AND YOUR PARENTS CAN SPEND ALL SHOPPING TIME/MONEY ON YOU.

Cheers.
Supergirl is uber tired.

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