Everything is back to normal.
My life has been pieced back together. By you. =D

Guess what. My coach said im too fat. Like maybe corpulent or something. Needa lose like THREE(3) FREAKING KG. Help? Is that anyway I can lose that 3kg miraculously.
Suggestions?

Maybe im gona try the damn routine of detoxing. Like eat fruits only for FIVE(5) days...and then for the last TWO(2) days...drink water ONLY. I think i'll collaspe.
*shakes head*
incomprehensible.

(to the tune of "im a little teapot")
Ima little lardy. Short and Stout. Here is my thigh and here is my butt. When i jump around, fats bounce bounce bounce.
"tip me over roast me well"

OKAY. Lame....I sound like a roasted pig. Hahha,i sympathize with those who have never heard the teapot song before. If not..im sure u'll have a good laugh. Haha....