Moron is in chalet. 4 freaking days.

Anywyas...check this out. I was dumbfounded when i read it. Came across it on the net

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

5 Year old girl pregnant? Thats crazy. Curse whoever made her pregnant. But i must admit,shes really one weird case. She has boobs? But theres this really contridicting thing about it. If she is developed enough to have babies, the female hormones in her would make her matured right? But the article says that Thats really weird. Check it out yourself yea?

Welcome back Shuan! u must have enjoied urself. LUCKY u didnt forget to get me soemthign while u were there. WAHAHAHAHAHAH...Lemme show everybody what u got for me.



LIMITED EDITION CANS!

I had so much fun today. We went to Sentosa as like a team today. Well,not exactly everyone turned up. Nevertheless, we had fun. Wahahaha...we did stunts in the water. ALMOST went up 2.2.1 for myself..but slipped off Clayton's arms. I think. Wahahaha...So much for stunts in the sea. HOWEVER, (u see,theres always someone spoiling the fun) the lifeguards there were highly annoying. LIKE SERIOUS. They kept telling us how dangerous it was. Like hello?!?!? We're professional cheerleaders. But one of the lifeguards look like Meeeeeeerrrrrrrrvin. After cleaning up we went for Sakae.

Here came the exhilarating part. There was this lunges thing? Like racing cart down the slope. I was really petrified at first on the way up to the station. IT WAS DARN HIGH UP. Wahaha...And ZiJun's slippers dropped off. Not exactly slippers,it was jus one side. Some kind soul passed it to us after that. They taught us how to ride the lunges thingy and well..."sent us off". Haha...I felt like Jay Chou in >. Like im some phlegmatic racer speeding down a perplexing racetrack.

*va va va VVVVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM*

There were no engines btw. =x

THIS IS FREAKING FUNNY.

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed.

"The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."



Funky Kid eh. I'll kill mine if he does that.

My butt is mega painful la. From trainings. Wahaha...Somehow Dion and James decided to whack Physical training all over again. We suffer la. Frankly speaking..i feel OBESE during training. Like whenever a stunt cant go up, itz because im too heavy.

Anywyas, Ze Boyfriend decide to go missing on me again. Thanks alot Mervin Koh Chye Huat. Im so going to bite you the next time i see u. Just u wait.

*roar*

Heres a webbie to feast upon for u all Ba-Bu-Seng who read my blog.

http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/

I WANT TO CHANGE MY BLOGSKIN BABY.....

And my boyfriend is ze Moron.
Cuz he called me ze Poser.
BLEAHX

Everything is back to normal.
My life has been pieced back together. By you. =D

Guess what. My coach said im too fat. Like maybe corpulent or something. Needa lose like THREE(3) FREAKING KG. Help? Is that anyway I can lose that 3kg miraculously.
Suggestions?

Maybe im gona try the damn routine of detoxing. Like eat fruits only for FIVE(5) days...and then for the last TWO(2) days...drink water ONLY. I think i'll collaspe.
*shakes head*
incomprehensible.

(to the tune of "im a little teapot")
Ima little lardy. Short and Stout. Here is my thigh and here is my butt. When i jump around, fats bounce bounce bounce.
"tip me over roast me well"

OKAY. Lame....I sound like a roasted pig. Hahha,i sympathize with those who have never heard the teapot song before. If not..im sure u'll have a good laugh. Haha....

It weird why itz like MY blog...but OTHERS keep forcing me to update it? WAHAHAHA....JOKING. I'll update it when maybe...10 people request for me to update it at any one time. =P

ANYWAYS...I'VE GOT THE HELLO KITTY TOY!!! YEA!..super pretty la. Bought happy meal from Macs just to get it. a lil dumb. BUT WHO CARES. Life is all about doing what u like.
Caught a movie with Mervin todaay. "DATE MOVIE" Itz like a few movies allied together. There was this part thats like super hilarious. They showed "J Lo" as the wedding planner. You know the show? yea...They had this fake ass on the actress. WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! It was HUGE. serious..no joke. What would i do if i were J Lo..i'll prob feel super humiliated.

JOJO!!!!! Personal msg for my darling....i love u! Sometimes u just have to keep trying. Even when the other party chooses not to. IM HERE FOR U! MAUCKS

Here are the photos that i've promised u stinky people who read my blog. WAHAHAHAAH....





You stinky people want more? BEG ME..*ROAR*

This one week feels like forever to me. Ruptured heart. Ceaseless tears. Insomniac nights. When will it wrap up.

CHEERLEADING NATIONALS TODAY AT TAO PAYOH. Come down and support if u are gree yea? Drop me a message, i'll tell u the time. Cause im not sure myself yet...=x
Shld be about 6


SEEYA

I WAS FORCED TO UPDATE.
SOMPA!

Today is so not my day. I was intending to go for like two interviews, one for outfitter girl and one for ralph lauren. It jus didnt go my way. ASK ME WHY. Im lazy to type here. =x

Today i bought a new pretty skirt with Jojo(i love u). wahaha...i showed my moma when i got home. I got a dressing-down. WTH RIGHT. The skirt is only 19 bucks la. She said itz too short. 19 BUCKS LEI! Don't expect too much cloth ma. WAHAHAHAHAHAH......

Heres how it looks like:



pretty hor?

Thereafter,my dearest Brat and I went to TCC for a chat. We sat there for quite sometime jus pouring out sorrows to each other as usual. We look like two despondent "mei meis" who was facing some major life crisis. I fed her honeylatte. Like two lovers...shy la *blush* Haha...Love u Brat. Thankx for listening to me. *muacks*

Fine...i'll do a proper update LA. Okies?

I was in town today with the stupid Shaun before i went to meet my darling Qing and clique...
AND WE SPENT LIKE say....2 HOURS IN THE BOOKSHOP! yes....like wth right? wahhhaa..There was this dumb book that said something like "multi-orgasm for woman" something like that. Itz super dorky. They even show how a woman should touch herself.
Hmm.........................Apparently Shaun thought it was cool. RIGHT?
Okay,and then there was this Guiness world record book. Itz really fasinating. It makes me wonder how crazy people can get in this world. There was this person who ate a few thousand big macs. EEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

gross.

Anyways..later in the night. i meet up with my pretty Angels and we babble bout hw suky MY life is. Den we were off to CAMWHORE. hahaa..i felt like some Filipino maids who just bought new cameras. =x We took some really pretty photos thou. Show u all again one day....

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE.



i updated my blog. weeeeeeee
:D

Today marks the end of my exam week. And the end of the semester. WeEEEEEeeEEEE.....
y does my "WeEEEEEeeEEEE....." look so weird? i gotta ask that twit to teach me how to do it. :D

*The following interruption is to bring u this facinating news*
Today at 1.30pm, Miss Joanna shared her Strawberry Yan Yan with me, the blogger.
and at 7.00 pm, I shared my strawberry kitkat with Miss Joanna.
However, me, the blogger, realised that she was cheated when she took a bite into the Strawberry Yan Yan Miss Joanna offered. IT WAS SOFT LA.
*end of news*

Jojo made me do that. She said that i hafta put on my blog that i shared my STRAWBERRY KITKAT with her. Like shes some big shot. =x JOKING JOJO...u know i love u. Like maybe u love me more..im still really shy. That TWO pathetic stick of STRAWBERRY KITKAT cost me like $2.60. And itz even smaller den my middle finger. serious.
But the good thing was that it was superb. Didnt regret buying it.





btw..im no more a freshie.