Heres something i chance upon on the net.

The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u Don't make love with him,he says u don't Love him
If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u show this to guys, they will swear that it's not true
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Boys...If u feel like whacking me. COM'ON
i can win u all....with one hand. *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
My longest entry ever.
Cheers