Blended Coffee + Hot Chocolate with marshmallow + Mushroom linguine + Mushroom & Steak sandwich + White Chocolate ice cream + Strawberry fondue + Hot Apple tart + A triplecoatedhoneysugarbunnywithswweeetlipsandcuteface
=
AN EXTREMELY ECSTATIC Iris.
8)
supergirl says yes, she is. madly with you.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Something i got off the net.
The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do
physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into
everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I
work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor
ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to
diseases.
~~~~~~
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the
following reasons:
1 You do not work 8 hours straight.
2 You WORK IN
SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3 You do not
always follow the orders of the management team.
4 You do not stay in your
designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5 You do not
take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
6 You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.
7 You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8 You will retire LONG before you
are 65.
9 You are unable to work double shifts.
10.You sometimes leave
your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11.And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
HILARIOUS.
The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do
physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into
everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I
work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor
ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to
diseases.
~~~~~~
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the
following reasons:
1 You do not work 8 hours straight.
2 You WORK IN
SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3 You do not
always follow the orders of the management team.
4 You do not stay in your
designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5 You do not
take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
6 You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.
7 You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8 You will retire LONG before you
are 65.
9 You are unable to work double shifts.
10.You sometimes leave
your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11.And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
HILARIOUS.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
I've been feeling awfully emotionally unstable for the past few days.
My position in the team, and if i am nothing but a burden.
My place in his heart, and if i am nothing but a plaything.
Theres an angel on my right shoulder saying stuff like "Iris, youre the best and you know youve done your ultimate best." And then i look to my left and the devil says "Iris you stinky peepee, youve never worked hard at all and youre not worth nething at all."
I mean schools reopen and meeting my friends did help me take my mind off loads of stuff. At the same time i realize that ive been neglecting them. To my sunshines, i love u. hehe..
My loyal reader, thanks for visitng me blog despite the lack of updates. Blame it on "Princess Hours"
Its hard not to fall in love with that show. I mean its all about princes and princesses. *dreams*
supergirl wants her prince charming.
My position in the team, and if i am nothing but a burden.
My place in his heart, and if i am nothing but a plaything.
Theres an angel on my right shoulder saying stuff like "Iris, youre the best and you know youve done your ultimate best." And then i look to my left and the devil says "Iris you stinky peepee, youve never worked hard at all and youre not worth nething at all."
I mean schools reopen and meeting my friends did help me take my mind off loads of stuff. At the same time i realize that ive been neglecting them. To my sunshines, i love u. hehe..
My loyal reader, thanks for visitng me blog despite the lack of updates. Blame it on "Princess Hours"
Its hard not to fall in love with that show. I mean its all about princes and princesses. *dreams*
supergirl wants her prince charming.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Things are looking so much better for me already. Im putting down some rather ugly stuff and moving on with my life. Im going to be the old cheerful Iris all over again. I've got my head dyed (died). Itz like dried grass now and if someone were to set my head on fire, I bet you ten frigging bucks my hair would be the best place to start from. Haha..
I've been staying in the school hostel these few days and i mean thou im pretty tired having to wake up at 6.30 every morning to go fer attachment, im having darn loads of fun with my 3 other house mates. The competition is drawing closer and every single one in the team are having mixed emotions. I guess itz all about feeling the stress and then trying to make things go up but yet trying to balance whatever emotions all corked up in those hearts of theirs. Magnum,we'll be able to pull thru this together. Few days down the road, we'll be holding the trophy and crying...telling ourselves.."itz all worth it"
Neways, so much so about training, i forgot to mention about the competition dates. It'll be on 24th of March
at
Plaza Singapura
at about 3pm to 5 pm.
right. Im going to bed soon cause im dead beat. Will update soon bout our long awaited championship. lols.
Supergirl will hang on.
I've been staying in the school hostel these few days and i mean thou im pretty tired having to wake up at 6.30 every morning to go fer attachment, im having darn loads of fun with my 3 other house mates. The competition is drawing closer and every single one in the team are having mixed emotions. I guess itz all about feeling the stress and then trying to make things go up but yet trying to balance whatever emotions all corked up in those hearts of theirs. Magnum,we'll be able to pull thru this together. Few days down the road, we'll be holding the trophy and crying...telling ourselves.."itz all worth it"
Neways, so much so about training, i forgot to mention about the competition dates. It'll be on 24th of March
at
Plaza Singapura
at about 3pm to 5 pm.
right. Im going to bed soon cause im dead beat. Will update soon bout our long awaited championship. lols.
Supergirl will hang on.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Finally some time to update this long abandon blog of mine. My life the past few day has been rather stagnant. Itz almost like the routine we do during trng everyday. sequence 1 and 2 and 3.............................
Except my life consist of prob only 2 sequence.
attachment
training
attachment
training
attachment
training
attachment
training
and so it goes..lols.
I've really got to thank my dearest attachment mate siti Zahrah, otherwise known as "Zara". lols..she makes me look forward to attachment. Where else can u find someone as genuine as her? Thank God.
John says im sem-depressed. I call that "tired". lols.
supergirl needs a miracle pill
Except my life consist of prob only 2 sequence.
attachment
training
attachment
training
attachment
training
attachment
training
and so it goes..lols.
I've really got to thank my dearest attachment mate siti Zahrah, otherwise known as "Zara". lols..she makes me look forward to attachment. Where else can u find someone as genuine as her? Thank God.
John says im sem-depressed. I call that "tired". lols.
supergirl needs a miracle pill
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Itz been one whole day of shopping the whole day. First in town with John den later part in Suntec with my parents. A long period of time since i've gone on such shopping trips. Sad thing is, i still havent got over my obsession with branded stuff. Like no matter how lethargic im, somehow my eyes would still linger over words like "Dior, Chanel, Fendi..." Just strolling past the shops at taka made me again realise how POOR im. yes. haha..
Everything was on sale. Everything except those that im interested in. Working in parkway doesnt help either. Topshop,Levis, Isetan...OMG,im going crazy. Perlini has up to like 70% sales, Levis 50%, NOVO 50%, Body shop 20%. yea..now u get what i mean. hahas..
Itz really sick how when u really like a certain piece of bag and then u're told like itz the last piece. And den your mum goes.."dont buy la, last piece very dirty." the Lacoste bag.
supergirl wants that.
Everything was on sale. Everything except those that im interested in. Working in parkway doesnt help either. Topshop,Levis, Isetan...OMG,im going crazy. Perlini has up to like 70% sales, Levis 50%, NOVO 50%, Body shop 20%. yea..now u get what i mean. hahas..
Itz really sick how when u really like a certain piece of bag and then u're told like itz the last piece. And den your mum goes.."dont buy la, last piece very dirty." the Lacoste bag.
supergirl wants that.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Sunday, February 25, 2007
To the one who did motivate me at some point of my life:
im nt sure if u ever do read what i write on this really small insignificant blog of mine and im wont be sure if u'll ever know that its u im referring to but i've gt something i've held on to fer a really long time. im jus praying that u'll understand when u read this. U see, i been feeling really "under-utilized" fer a very long time. i've gt no idea about the plans that you do have fer me. i know itz only me to blame fer nt meeting up to yer expectations in the beginning, but i did make the effort to do something about it. i dont see the need to confront u about it, cuz u're already so tied down with everything else and i dowana be another burden to you. right now, i'll jus keep quiet and do wadeva u do has assigned to me and wish fer better positions in the near future. i dowana be a white elephant and nt be of any help, so im gona still put in everything into wadeva positions im holding. Pls put me to use. Till den, u know we all believe u can do it. lead us.
supergirl wonders who cheers the cheerleaders and who will guard the guard?
im nt sure if u ever do read what i write on this really small insignificant blog of mine and im wont be sure if u'll ever know that its u im referring to but i've gt something i've held on to fer a really long time. im jus praying that u'll understand when u read this. U see, i been feeling really "under-utilized" fer a very long time. i've gt no idea about the plans that you do have fer me. i know itz only me to blame fer nt meeting up to yer expectations in the beginning, but i did make the effort to do something about it. i dont see the need to confront u about it, cuz u're already so tied down with everything else and i dowana be another burden to you. right now, i'll jus keep quiet and do wadeva u do has assigned to me and wish fer better positions in the near future. i dowana be a white elephant and nt be of any help, so im gona still put in everything into wadeva positions im holding. Pls put me to use. Till den, u know we all believe u can do it. lead us.
supergirl wonders who cheers the cheerleaders and who will guard the guard?
Sunday, February 18, 2007
happy chinese new year monkeys. :P
Went fer norbit at 1.15 am in the morning. DAMN GOOD I TELL U. haha..if i ever were to get to that size,i wouldnt bother to walk around nemore. I'll roll around. haaha.
NEways, did quite abit of visiting today. loads of chinese new year goodddddddddddddddddies. A lot of walking frm houses to houses and snacking on the tibits here and there. I can feel myself growing horizontally. I prob gain a few kg frm the visiting. Im so fat i left the house in heels and came back with flip flops.
HAHA! cold joke =x
supergirl got angbaossssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Went fer norbit at 1.15 am in the morning. DAMN GOOD I TELL U. haha..if i ever were to get to that size,i wouldnt bother to walk around nemore. I'll roll around. haaha.
NEways, did quite abit of visiting today. loads of chinese new year goodddddddddddddddddies. A lot of walking frm houses to houses and snacking on the tibits here and there. I can feel myself growing horizontally. I prob gain a few kg frm the visiting. Im so fat i left the house in heels and came back with flip flops.
HAHA! cold joke =x
supergirl got angbaossssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
HAPPY VALENTINES U BA-BU-SENGS!
Iris is feeling rather happy now cause of a few obvious reasons.
Say fer 1, itz the last day of exams and im free from studying. at least fer another say, a month or 2.
Point number 2 being the fact that itz VALENTINES DAY and my day has been rather...shall i say, fruitful. I'll leave the details fer u to ask me.
Some really quick pictures.
Euphoria from CK. from none other than...
hahas..50 bucks to remove the picture.
Delicious rose.
Thats Jimmy's friend. Ivy.
This is hilarious. Listen.
If Jimmy is a seal. Ivy is an elephant.
What wld their kids be?
Sealephant.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Find me one. i'll pay u a hundred bucks.
supergirl is flyingggggggggggggggggggg.
Iris is feeling rather happy now cause of a few obvious reasons.
Say fer 1, itz the last day of exams and im free from studying. at least fer another say, a month or 2.
Point number 2 being the fact that itz VALENTINES DAY and my day has been rather...shall i say, fruitful. I'll leave the details fer u to ask me.
Some really quick pictures.
Euphoria from CK. from none other than...
hahas..50 bucks to remove the picture.
Delicious rose.
Thats Jimmy's friend. Ivy.
This is hilarious. Listen.
If Jimmy is a seal. Ivy is an elephant.
What wld their kids be?
Sealephant.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Find me one. i'll pay u a hundred bucks.
supergirl is flyingggggggggggggggggggg.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
A new skin.
Loads of new pictures taken on Sat. It was a farewell dinner fer dearest Naomi. We're gona miss u loads. again.
We're gona start wondering why theres always one person missing in the clique all over again.
Nehows,itz suppose to be exams period right now. But Iris is feeling really moody so shes not gona study. Biological clock says itz time to throw tantrums again.
And again, its the time of the year where guys and girls fret over who to ask for date,what to get as gifts,or even..some wondering if they'll be alone again this year. Well,lady luck has been shinning on me, so im gona hope that this yr would be a good one for me.
supergirl is moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-dy.
Loads of new pictures taken on Sat. It was a farewell dinner fer dearest Naomi. We're gona miss u loads. again.
We're gona start wondering why theres always one person missing in the clique all over again.
Nehows,itz suppose to be exams period right now. But Iris is feeling really moody so shes not gona study. Biological clock says itz time to throw tantrums again.
And again, its the time of the year where guys and girls fret over who to ask for date,what to get as gifts,or even..some wondering if they'll be alone again this year. Well,lady luck has been shinning on me, so im gona hope that this yr would be a good one for me.
supergirl is moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-dy.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Went fer acupuncture on saturday...that was after the 3 hr agonising wait at the hospital to get a useless x-ray. It looked like pig throtters thou. heh..The chinese sinseh poked like 4 neeedles into my swelling ankle. DAMN PAIN. and den she heated my ankle up. weird eh. Like cooking chicken wing.Neways, my cousin still came over on the sunday. Wenta play pool and chill out. My cousin was like..
AH GIRL:"I BOUGHT NEW BRA LEI!"
ME: WA! REALLY AR! WHERE FROM?
AH GIRL: CK LA!!!
ME: WA! BRANDED SEH
AH GIRL: huh? the ck departmental $3.90 bra lei.
ME: -_-
Got a beautiful sunflower from Shaun this morning along with breakfast. He nvr fails to make my day. Know wad? Im gona be recovering damn quickly.
I think my luck is already starting to turn fer the better, i sprain my leg during the study break and exam week so i didnt really miss out on too much of trng. Plus sweet John came all the way down to see me on SUN MORNING all cuz i complained about how the chinese sinseh "poked" me. I've gt loads of caring friends. love u all.
supergirls see her luck on the rise again
Saturday, February 03, 2007
ULTIMATE SUAY-NESS
Im super suay cans. Injured my frigging leg while attempting a partner stunts. wth.
And of all days my mum had to PMS today and make me keep all my stuff lying around. with an injured leg. thanx mom.
And then my lecturer couldnt convince some dumb company to let me transfer to a place closer to my home or at least to school so at least i wldnt have to wake up in the weeeee hours of the morning jus to take an hour and half bus ride to my attachment. Not to mention they're only paying us a miserable amt. $440. retarded cans
Verbal diarreoha. sick
ULTIMATE SUAY-NESS
agree?
supergirls is down on her luck.
Im super suay cans. Injured my frigging leg while attempting a partner stunts. wth.
And of all days my mum had to PMS today and make me keep all my stuff lying around. with an injured leg. thanx mom.
And then my lecturer couldnt convince some dumb company to let me transfer to a place closer to my home or at least to school so at least i wldnt have to wake up in the weeeee hours of the morning jus to take an hour and half bus ride to my attachment. Not to mention they're only paying us a miserable amt. $440. retarded cans
Verbal diarreoha. sick
ULTIMATE SUAY-NESS
agree?
supergirls is down on her luck.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
There are just so many things running through my head right now. On one hand, theres school and magnum and attachment coming on. And on the other,I've got emotional problems that I really have to start looking into and stop avoiding.
I guess using the phrase "feeling empty" isnt exactly appropriate cause it happens to be the case where itz "too full". Everything is so packed and I hardly have time fer myself anymore. Am i being what everyone else wants me to be?
Am i like a guitar?
Producing music only when someone strums on my strings?
Or can i choose to be someone else. Right now all I feel is loneliness.
and being left out.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
To this special someone:
If you know im referring to you, pls do believe every single word im about to say. I regret all the stuff ive done to hurt u. and pls do forgive me and i thank you fer being there for me all the time. I hate it when itz always the case where itz the wrong thing at the wrong time. I cherish you. i really do. As much as i wish things would go back to the way it was before all these happened, we both know it'll never be. I just want u to be happy. I love u. I really do
Supergirl hates it when u pull away.
If you know im referring to you, pls do believe every single word im about to say. I regret all the stuff ive done to hurt u. and pls do forgive me and i thank you fer being there for me all the time. I hate it when itz always the case where itz the wrong thing at the wrong time. I cherish you. i really do. As much as i wish things would go back to the way it was before all these happened, we both know it'll never be. I just want u to be happy. I love u. I really do
Supergirl hates it when u pull away.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Im back from Bangkok! The trip there was a blast. Though i didnt learn as much as some others did...i still managed to correct a few techniques here and there. Training was really packed and we had something to do like every min of the training. The bad part was, time passed so quickly. It felt like jus yesterday when i was telling my classmates that Im flying tmr and stuff..and then here im now, typing about what i did there.
Haha..the food there was really really good. Esp the TomYam seafood. Bu brought us to many food havens and of course those places were right next to the shopping as well. Bunked in with Jannies and OMG, shes one hella fun room mate. AHAHAHA...thankew Jan for taking care of me. MUah muah muah.
So many experiences so little words to describe. Humans should have USB cables on them. Haha..so when it comes to moments where more then words are needed, u jus hafta plug in the USB cables and feel the other party.
Right. I think im too tired.
I like uber miss the BU cheerleader....like x 9876890876567898765434678987654345678
supergirl can fly higher now. Muah
Haha..the food there was really really good. Esp the TomYam seafood. Bu brought us to many food havens and of course those places were right next to the shopping as well. Bunked in with Jannies and OMG, shes one hella fun room mate. AHAHAHA...thankew Jan for taking care of me. MUah muah muah.
So many experiences so little words to describe. Humans should have USB cables on them. Haha..so when it comes to moments where more then words are needed, u jus hafta plug in the USB cables and feel the other party.
Right. I think im too tired.
I like uber miss the BU cheerleader....like x 9876890876567898765434678987654345678
supergirl can fly higher now. Muah
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