Something i got off the net.
The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do
physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into
everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I
work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor
ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to
diseases.
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Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the
following reasons:
1 You do not work 8 hours straight.
2 You WORK IN
SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3 You do not
always follow the orders of the management team.
4 You do not stay in your
designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5 You do not
take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
6 You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.
7 You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8 You will retire LONG before you
are 65.
9 You are unable to work double shifts.
10.You sometimes leave
your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11.And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
HILARIOUS.
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